A Conservative Says What?

stfuconservatives:

abaldwin360:

After attacking Obama’s use of TelePrompter - Marco Rubio loses last page of speech, can’t continue.

“The most articulate and talented teleprompter reader in America.”
    — Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), quoted by the New York Times, mocking President                                             Obama in 2010.

“I left my last page of the speech, does anyone have my last page? Did I Ieave it with you?”
— Rubio, while giving a speech today at the Brookings Institution.

Video via BuzzFeed:

If only there was a better way Senator… if only there was a better way.

Y’know I have never and will never get what the deal is with the right’s problem with teleprompters. There have always been speechwriters, not every word that comes out of a politicians mouth came out of their head. All teleprompters do is use technology to display speeches in a way that allows the politician to maintain eye contact with their audience rather than fumbling around with pieces of paper on a podium.

-Joe

(via randomactsofchaos)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Hand holding: a “gateway” sexual activity (x)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Hand holding: a “gateway” sexual activity (x)

quickhits:

stfuhatemongers:

When I saw this I screamed “wtf” and dropped my cell phone.  I thought I could not be shocked anymore.  Kudos to this guy for shocking someone who is essentially unshockable.
I can’t even elaborate on this because I am speechless.

I’ll keep saying it until it becomes common knowlege; the conservative base are mostly just people seeking a world where it’s OK to be an asshole.

quickhits:

stfuhatemongers:

When I saw this I screamed “wtf” and dropped my cell phone.
I thought I could not be shocked anymore.
Kudos to this guy for shocking someone who is essentially unshockable.

I can’t even elaborate on this because I am speechless.

I’ll keep saying it until it becomes common knowlege; the conservative base are mostly just people seeking a world where it’s OK to be an asshole.

(via randomactsofchaos)

goodreasonnews:

Santorum loving pastor who says “God hates homosexuality” “God would never take from the rich to give to the poor” “there is no separation from church from state. (sic) I’m a lawyer!” tells Mitt Romney to renounce his “racist religion”

Well, he sounds like an intelligent fella, lol.

lycanpedia:

Vote Republican 2012

lycanpedia:

Vote Republican 2012

(via randomactsofchaos)

ronbailey:

pocketcontents:

summersumz:

 in an unfortunate exchange during a House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing on contraception, a confused Republican congressman, Rep. Tim Murphy of Pennsylvania, falsely accused HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius of lying about the administration’s policy, and argued that understanding whether the morning-after pill is an abortification is a “religious” question, not a scientific one. via Maddow

I HAZ SO MUCH RAGE

HO. LY. FUCK.

So angry. He flat out says he has no interest in understanding the science of how the morning after pill works and why it can’t abort a pregnancy.

This guy just said, out loud, that belief trumps fact. That if he decides to believe that 2+2=5, it’s all the basis he needs to pass a law. And, on top of that, that he isn’t interested in seeing any demonstration that might prove his “belief” to be incorrect.

Unreal.

stfuconservatives:

leftist-linguaphile:

This should be pamphlet. Handed out at polls and such.

I want this on a post-it to put at gas stations.

stfuconservatives:

leftist-linguaphile:

This should be pamphlet. Handed out at polls and such.

I want this on a post-it to put at gas stations.

(Source: amazingatheist, via randomactsofchaos)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

thefrogman:

“I only own Detroit-made cars. I have a Ford Mustang and a Chevy pickup. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs.”
“Corporations are people, my friend… of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People’s pockets. Human beings, my friend.”
“I don’t follow it as closely as some of the most ardent fans, but I have some great friends that are NASCAR team owners.”

“I’m not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there.”
“The only place I go to see movies is the Magic Johnson theater. He just had it installed in his California home. It has a working vintage popcorn maker and all the seats are Italian leather recliners. It’s fantastic.”
“I love to hunt. My rifle is in pretty bad shape though. I got it at an auction. It’s never been the same since Teddy Roosevelt used it.”

“I love to do normal father-son things. Nothing beats a fishing on a sunny day with my boys. I remember one time Mitt Jr. caught a thousand pound Marlin. It thrashed around so much on the deck that it caused $8,000 worth of damage to the yacht. A small price to pay for quality bonding.”
“I love McDonald’s. It’s a fine american institution. I’m close personal friends with Mayor McCheese. We were in glee club back at Stanford.”


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afternoonsnoozebutton:

thefrogman:

“I only own Detroit-made cars. I have a Ford Mustang and a Chevy pickup. Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs.”

“Corporations are people, my friend… of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People’s pockets. Human beings, my friend.”

“I don’t follow it as closely as some of the most ardent fans, but I have some great friends that are NASCAR team owners.”

“I’m not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there.”

“The only place I go to see movies is the Magic Johnson theater. He just had it installed in his California home. It has a working vintage popcorn maker and all the seats are Italian leather recliners. It’s fantastic.”

“I love to hunt. My rifle is in pretty bad shape though. I got it at an auction. It’s never been the same since Teddy Roosevelt used it.”

“I love to do normal father-son things. Nothing beats a fishing on a sunny day with my boys. I remember one time Mitt Jr. caught a thousand pound Marlin. It thrashed around so much on the deck that it caused $8,000 worth of damage to the yacht. A small price to pay for quality bonding.”

“I love McDonald’s. It’s a fine american institution. I’m close personal friends with Mayor McCheese. We were in glee club back at Stanford.”

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(via randomactsofchaos)

sinidentidades:

Tea party speaker: ‘Force these Mexicans’ to build border fence
A speaker told a coalition of tea party groups in South Carolina on Monday that the U.S. could save $260 billion on the border fence if they “force these Mexicans to make $5 a day” to build it.
Speaking to the inaugural South Carolina Tea Party Coalition Convention, author Colin Heaton noted that he believed it would cost $400 billion to build a fence along the U.S. border if the government used labor unions.
“I proposed a two dual-fence system, multi-tiered wall with a no man’s land — I put a minefield in there, but they said no — intrusion detection systems like we use in detecting tunnels with nitrous and oxygen emission control emitters to detect carbon dioxide upon exhalation of someone digging a tunnel,” he explained. “Then you pump gas in there, — tear gas, nothing lethal. Just make it come out the other side.”
“But what you do, you take all these incarcerated illegal aliens — even give some of the guys who are U.S. citizens in the U.S. prison system, who make about 27 cents a day doing ridiculous work — kick out the union labor charging $28 an hour, force these Mexicans and these other people to make $5 a day, making more money than they made in Mexico anyway,” Heaton continued. “Put them to work building a security fence under military and local-state law enforcement administration. … Projected budget: $140 billion, which will pay for itself in four years once you get them the hell out of here.”
Heaton went on to propose a large, single federal detention system to incarcerate undocumented immigrants, “sort of like a KOA Campground with walls.”
The tea party speaker also drew a comparison between Adolph Hitler and President Barack Obama, but admitted that the current White House resident would not have caused the Holocaust.
“The only difference between Adolph Hitler and Barack Obama is that Barack Obama not overtly ethnically challenged with regards to various groups and religious paradigms,” he said. “But socialism is alive and well in Washington.”

sinidentidades:

Tea party speaker: ‘Force these Mexicans’ to build border fence

A speaker told a coalition of tea party groups in South Carolina on Monday that the U.S. could save $260 billion on the border fence if they “force these Mexicans to make $5 a day” to build it.

Speaking to the inaugural South Carolina Tea Party Coalition Convention, author Colin Heaton noted that he believed it would cost $400 billion to build a fence along the U.S. border if the government used labor unions.

“I proposed a two dual-fence system, multi-tiered wall with a no man’s land — I put a minefield in there, but they said no — intrusion detection systems like we use in detecting tunnels with nitrous and oxygen emission control emitters to detect carbon dioxide upon exhalation of someone digging a tunnel,” he explained. “Then you pump gas in there, — tear gas, nothing lethal. Just make it come out the other side.”

“But what you do, you take all these incarcerated illegal aliens — even give some of the guys who are U.S. citizens in the U.S. prison system, who make about 27 cents a day doing ridiculous work — kick out the union labor charging $28 an hour, force these Mexicans and these other people to make $5 a day, making more money than they made in Mexico anyway,” Heaton continued. “Put them to work building a security fence under military and local-state law enforcement administration. … Projected budget: $140 billion, which will pay for itself in four years once you get them the hell out of here.”

Heaton went on to propose a large, single federal detention system to incarcerate undocumented immigrants, “sort of like a KOA Campground with walls.”

The tea party speaker also drew a comparison between Adolph Hitler and President Barack Obama, but admitted that the current White House resident would not have caused the Holocaust.

“The only difference between Adolph Hitler and Barack Obama is that Barack Obama not overtly ethnically challenged with regards to various groups and religious paradigms,” he said. “But socialism is alive and well in Washington.”

(via think4yourself)


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